Mike Call's Video Blog

Weirdest Jizzrag Ever!!!

2011-06-06T17:55:00.002-06:00

Mikecall has sex with this Manta Ray and hides his dirty arab in this picture. We won't post the picture he sent us performing the "Arabian Goggles" maneuver.

Thoughts???

Sean quotes from the road trip to Iron Maiden

2011-05-15T21:45:00.002-06:00

"my penis has a propane heater"

"my dick looks like a prick"

"Do you know what scares me? Whores... whores with chlamydia"

"Lets go to the vard i'll have a map, ask a girl to come over and i'll have Mr. McFeelie out and i'll hang some brain"

"Herpes has friends, they're called gonorrhea and chlamydia"

"Michael Call if you ever have a son keep him away from catholic priests... unless you want his little tinckler played with"

The Glory Days

2010-11-13T10:36:00.000-07:00

Wedding of not mike call

2010-09-29T12:00:00.003-06:00

even though this is the mike call video blog i just wanted to throw up a couple of pics of our wedding.

ps even though I am married I will still mass hydras on you all...

Molester toys on the loose

2010-07-11T13:37:00.005-06:00

Jordan asked Keykey to Com-eeeeeee-ooohhh!

2010-07-06T10:58:00.004-06:00

Now let us rejoice as we hear the jolly news that our boy J (a.k.a. the Feltch, Jordy, Feltcher, Saturn Lover) has finally asked Margaret "the Greatest Harvest" McGines to share a hunk of Slouzbry Stouver with him... for eternity! This joyous union will be the fourth that the ICJ has had the pleasure of celebrating in the year of our Lord 2010. What a momentous occasion, that should be marked by a Halo/SKATE/BBQ throwdown for the masses. To further illustrate the magnitude of said proposal, I am posting an actual video of the event! Thanks to the spirit of Sir George Peterson for the footy.

That's all he was in the end....a dick!

2010-05-07T01:23:00.001-06:00

Over exposed (a historical fiction)

2010-04-19T13:30:00.006-06:00

It was a calm night at sea, and the gentle rocking of the carnival splendor had lulled Michael Call into a deep sleep. Micheal's dream was of him walking into a burger king in salina cruz. "Me da una whopper con extra mayonesa por favor" laughed Michael. He was so excited when they brought out his american hamburger that for some reason he woke up. It took Michael a minute to remember that he was on a cruise and not in his bed at home. when he opened his eyes he took into account that a lamp was on in the room. Michael did not have his glasses on so he had to squint and try and make out the blurry shapes. over by the lamp he saw some movement, and with a little concentration he heard the most peculiar sound. It almost sounded like someone was eating a hamburger in his very room! "what ever is going on it sure sounds moist" thought Michael. He slowly left his bed and tip toed towards the sound. when his vision permitted him to fully take in the scene he noticed that Jordan was not alone. With much curiosity Michael tore the sheet away from Jordan's bed and saw two people kissing. "Jordan Thats not an Asian" Michael said in surprise. "Thats Margaret" exclaimed Michael. He then proceeded to shake Jordan's hand and said "looks like our wolf pack has grown to three"
Everyone lived happily ever after
The end

I just wanted to get rid of that nasty picture terd posted...

2010-04-16T00:23:00.002-06:00

Pictures of Mike Call as a Professional Soccer Player...

Hot picture of mike call

2010-04-01T00:14:00.002-06:00

April fools!

Mr. Nelson Taught Me to Boogie

2010-03-08T17:26:00.003-07:00

This man is on the market....and needs some pusieron por favor para satisfacer el libido. Give this man an alaskan pipeline and he will be satisfied.
Hopefully this will bring some freshness to this fresh Cleveland steamer. Help it bring out the donkey shlong like captain awesome in King of Kong.

Our Hero

2010-03-02T20:34:00.000-07:00

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1267586282267RA14

A Reissue of the Manifesto

2010-03-01T11:45:00.003-07:00

Friends,
I have recently been checking on the blog, and have felt the void that is characteristic of a lack of recent posts. Not only is there still news featuring Michael Call, but he is also back on the prowl for a woman-Kerkle willing to please his vivacious libido. I have not helped with the problem, since I rarely post, but I will try to do better if you all do. I am restating the epic 'Mike Calls Video Blog Manifesto' to animate and exacerbate your brain balls into action.

Dear esteemed acquaintances,

This very email has been formulated to announce the anticipated making of THE Michaelcall Video Blog. As neighbor of the infamous Michaelcall (aka krambule, krambular, nerdglasses, kerkle squeeze, krambuelo, zoe, terd sniffer, texas nude, france wtf, gay wet dream, 69em, thelmaslayer, jordan4 wannabe, bluejeepmexican, and various other names) I have taken upon myself the amiable responsibility to direct the operations of the creation of this noble video blog. I am pleased to inform you that Clandestino films speacialist D. Joshua Christensen will take on the responsibility of doing all the cinamatography and videography that he has proved himself to be capable of doing. Clandestino films will be working in accordance with the ICJ standards upheld by none other than the feared Serpent of Ephraim (soon to be Provo Serpent Dragonball Z). The theme of the blog most surely revolve around the following themes; the amiable Michael Scott and Jan levinson's boobs, Dwide Shrude, Julie Cooper-Nickel-Roberts, Luke's gay dad, night elves, and Sophie. The quotes, "Suck it queer", "That's what she said", "Welcome to the OC bitch", and "Knock off them glasses" will also be central motifs of the blog. You will undoubtedly see many events from the past reinacted in this blog. Please do not let this alarm you, as some of the events may include: stealing the blue jeep from Mikecall's brother in law and setting the world record jump in a mexi jeep at the police station situated in Holladay, having a royal throwdown with ridiculous and offensive names, skiiny-dipping in flamingo with naked diving board tricks, taking Marissa to Mexico to get her some GHB, sophie humps, exposing and reinacting Michaelcall's dreams, the tramp skating national tournament, and of course we will feature the talent of Michaelcall on the wooden board known to many as a skateboard. The theme song will be Michael Call's Balls played on the trombone by Michaelcall himself. There will most likely be a ressurection of the spectacles of Michaelcall, which were lost in the making of the movie Transformers (we will steal them back from Megatron and get some hot girls to be in our movie like the girls in transformers). We will also do a special on pest control, and how there are so many pests in our society. These are just some of the ideas generated in my brainstorm while sitting with Fletcher in math. Some questions have been proposed regarding the video blog thing: Will Michaelcall be in the blog? Will Zoe be in the blog? Will Alex from the OC be in the blog? Will Hillary Clinton be in the blog? Will there be nudity in the blog? The answers to all of these questions is YES, and Michaelcall has no liberty as a human to decide whether or not the events and acts will take place, this is all part of his destiny. There will undoubtedly be guest apperances by various nefarious and nihilistic individuals such as, Ryan Atwood's mom, Luke, Nick Ryser playing warcraft, Michael Jackson, Steve Carell, and probably Emanuel if we can get him out of jail. This email has been constructed to provoke excitement and apprehension, and to further comandeer this inquest i have attached photos to present every recipient with a tangible image of some things that may be seen, many images are rapings of Michaelcall. Also FYI the video blog will be entirely in Spanish, and most will take place in Mexico with drugs and stuff. You have one day.

With overindulgence and too much time wasted,

Swedekrabes (aka The Polices, LabiaThelmora, HarryOtter69, Swedish Armada, Shermwood Forest, The Wood, etc.)

2010-02-02T18:58:00.005-07:00

Sir George Peterson (aka Asian Prince(aka Mike Call)) is back!

Hello ladies! My name is Wo-Hen Nankan, but most people know me as the Asian Prince. I am Asian, and like the famous singer, I am a performance artist, though I am told that I have more talent and style. Am I not hot?

I am just a prince in search of a princess. I am very wealthy and famous, and I really know how to pamper my ladies. I have many fine things, custom suits and cars, a yacht, jewelry, and an incredibly large mansion on the beach. I love to treat special ladies to dinner on my very expensive yacht, and a romantic walk on the shore. I am such a stud.

I also have another side to me... I can be a real badass, and I live dangerously! I love to race my many cars and motorcycles, and take sexy ladies for rides. I drive very fast, and it always turns on the princesses. Sometimes, I crash my expensives cars because I drive so fast and wild, but I am so rich that it doesn’t matter! I just buy new ones because money is not an issue with me! And I never get hurt when I wreck, because I am so tough. I am such a rebel! I am also an expert in martial arts, and I am very strong and masculine.

I am looking for a special lady to spoil. I am very sexy, and have lots of stamina in the bedroom. All the ladies tell me that I am very skilled with my hands, because I give amazing massages, and I can also vibrate them! I know how to use my hands to satisfy my many princesses, but they can be deadly when I want them to be. I am so dangerous and badass!

I am so wealthy that I can afford to travel all over the world. I have lots of time to have fun, and go shopping for many fine things. Also, I am very intelligent and have many interests. The ladies are always dazzled by my brilliance. I attended Yale and graduated magna cum laude... I am not really sure what that means, but it sounds sexy. I am so scholarly!

Who I'd like to meet:

Sexy ladies who appreciate the finer things in life. Every princess is beautiful and sexy in her own unique way! I love them all, but I want to find the perfect one to settle down with. It will take someone special for me to give up my bad boy life! She will need to let me let out my inner badass once in a while, but all the fancy and expensive things I can buy her will make up for it.

I am not gay, but guys can add me if they want to know all my secrets for meeting hot princesses. I am with a new one every night! I am such a sexy player! Not all guys can be as sexy and great as me, but I can teach any guy to meet hot ladies. Lots of famous actors come to me for advice because I am so cool and so wise, and they know I drive the ladies wild. They all say that they wish they could be as hot and studly as I am.

Transfiguration into Michael Calls Balls

2010-01-23T13:38:00.005-07:00

Linguini

2010-01-10T11:08:00.003-07:00

Oh no big cat!

2010-01-05T23:35:00.001-07:00

The British Man

2009-12-06T17:15:00.005-07:00

Berndoggle recently proposed to a young lady. He sent me this photo to show the underwear that he has been wearing his whole life, telling me that he can't wait to show Lisa this thong on his wedding night. Trim up Bernie!

Classless

2009-12-01T10:42:00.002-07:00

I hired a P.I. who went to Provo and found the serpent squeeze himself doing something atrocious...classless.

CLASSY....

2009-11-29T22:27:00.011-07:00

GOLFING HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER!

The Provo Push part 2

2009-11-01T23:52:00.004-07:00

Mike Calls Grandma Gets Sophie Humped!!!

2009-08-26T21:38:00.001-06:00

He loves his forbidden fruit

2009-07-30T02:29:00.003-06:00

http://awardcharters.com/video1.htm

A little of what I have seen in Alaska

At the pool table people call me dragonsbane

2009-07-14T02:29:00.003-06:00

Its true here in Alaska the people call me Dragonsbane at the billiards table. As you can see from the video the object balls just happened to fall into the perfect place for me to put them all in at once. Luckily the camera was on. I have more footage from the AK but the laptop I use can't handle importing it with audio. So I will have to find a way to fix that. Look out for some more Alaskan action. P.s. it was about 11:45pm when I recorded this.

I am staying in a place called Goodweed. It is full of hippies that love trees. I have seen a couple of stickers that say "Trees are the answer". the answer to what, I don't know i'll have to ask. i bet they are the answer to loneliness for some of the peoples here.(Dendrophiliacs)

The red X on the map is were I'm located. If i don't come back by September, I'm expecting a rescue mission. On this mission i would suggest you bring a 12 gauge shotgun that holds 8 rounds. alternate slugs and buck shots. and bring Nathan Buck Wilson he has proved himself in the outdoors by putting mother natures mouth on a curb and stomping. he is proficient.

Base Camp

2009-07-05T22:49:00.001-06:00

our two heroes drop off the battle cat and walk into mother nature, and she is pissed.

MikeCall aka Walter Franko

2009-07-02T21:56:00.003-06:00

MikeCall will one day run off and get married... but first he will change his name to Walter Franco, meet a mexican honey, buy a white suit and hang brain... The end!

Better video for "Devil's Road"

2009-06-29T18:51:00.000-06:00

Better video for "It Begins"

2009-06-29T18:47:00.002-06:00

C amping O ften I nterupts T aking U s S eriously

2009-06-29T13:28:00.007-06:00

Our two heroes have made it past the beginning of their adventure. they went through dreary tunnels and have eluded bears. They have no clue what awaits them. One will be protected by a boar charm the other will use a Magical war hatchet.

It Begins

2009-06-29T01:07:00.004-06:00

In the early spring of the year 2009, It had adventures in the wilderness. Mother nature vs. 1/4 of team own. It started near the breathtaking red rock of bryce canyon. We saw a man like bear, luckily Nate recently purchased an arcane boar tooth charm from an item shop. the boar tooth charm increases mana +5, agility +7, resistance to hunger pains +4, and makes you impervious to magic missiles. But as good as those attributes sound it also has -25 to cold damage as Nate would later find out. It begins.

In the meantime...

2009-05-31T15:38:00.007-06:00

This is worth checking out until the next real post.

Also I found this video of mike call when he was a baby doing the infamous mike call laugh.

Michael Call is a Church Man

2009-03-16T00:44:00.003-06:00

Michael Call is the new Elders Quorum 1st counselor. He was photographed in church by George Peterson. After Church Mikecall went and stole his Blue Jeep and rallied it in some snow that he found by Churchill. Mikecall is one badass skater. Watch out Racine mikecall eats asians for breakfast in the wild with the Cebu Sniper!

Believe me when i say.. Michael f'ed a murmaiddd...

2009-03-05T16:41:00.006-07:00

Cat on Cat.....Mike Call Watching

2009-02-23T11:05:00.001-07:00

Rumor has it that shermwood has video footage of mike call watching his cats having sex and then licking them clean....

Bangin' on the bathroom floor....

2009-02-22T21:23:00.004-07:00

After viewing the amazing jizzing the pantalones music video...I feel inclined to share the best music video of all time by none other than Shaggy himself. The last time I jizzed my pants was bangin' on the bathroom floor...

Yeah that's right I even had her in the shower hehehe!
(Thelma that is....)

MichaelCall T-shirt released!!!!

2009-02-22T21:08:00.004-07:00

I would like to present an example of the official Clandestino/Krambuelo/Michaeljacksonnose t-shirt design which was most cleverly formulated by Heffner(aka Jeff Christensen). This shirt is probably the only shirt that could possibly top the "I survived the Neverland Ranch Shirts" and "think happy thoughts" shirts that were manufactured in 2004.
Doesn't it look like the real michael?

Michael Wears a rubber at all times, its a necessity.

2009-02-18T22:17:00.000-07:00

Michael Call Appears in the Dreams of Provo Girl!

2009-02-16T23:57:00.006-07:00

Yes, the rumors are true... Michael Call has been haunting the dreams of many Provo girls that have felt his presence, some for the first time this valentines day. One in particular dreamt a dream of Michael Call just last night, and the I had the privilege of interviewing her the day after.

The woman pictured is known as Susannah Peterborg, distant cousin to the infamous Kelsey. She detailed the dream as follows:

"It was such a vivid dream. The raw emotion... the sweating... his boon walk... I could feel him all around me before he had entered the room. So I began the dream in my apartment, watching the cinematic masterpiece "Leprechaun in the Hood," when all of a sudden, the door burst open. Rays of light, color and pleasure shot through me from those dark and mysterious eyes. His rippling muscles moved fluidly through the environment in my front room, everything seemed to melt under his gentle stare. He seemed to be everywhere and nowhere all at once, and my body was frozen in sheer requiem to the wild horse-haired being that stood before me. He slowly walked to the television and took out Lep in the Hood and inserted a "Buffy: the Vampire Slayer" DVD, and as suddenly as he had entered the room he vanished, leaving me in alone, light fading effervescently out of the atmosphere. I regained mobility only to find myself in a pool of my own sweat, or were they tears? What had happened? What power could this majestic creature have possessed? The words "Kerkle" and "Squeezer" floated off the tip of my lips unconsciously and enigmatically as I used the last ounce of strength in my being to offer these words to the nothingness that enveloped me. I was alone, forever changed, with only these two words and an image of a pair of distinctly nerdy glasses in my mind, and then I awoke."

What could this mysterious appearance mean? Is Michael Call's firmware firm enough for such a manifestation? Perhaps only time will tell, but rest assured that one young lady's life has been forever changed for the better, and the legend of Michael Call grows.

The Fire Humper?

2009-02-08T18:21:00.005-07:00

We have now learned Michael's way of making beans. For some reason he makes beans in a very peculiar way....cool beans.

First, he humps a fire

Then he puts beans in a can, and cooks them over the fire....just like in bums 101.

Then he utilizes a cup, and the hungover Cebu Sniper to eat the beans, before hunting women,and then breaking wind before them. Cool beans Michael.

Cebu Sniper Kills Wizards in the Dark!!!!

2009-01-26T13:10:00.004-07:00

Nate Wilson murders Hagrid and Buckbeak in the West Desert!

The West Desert Eagle

2009-01-26T01:03:00.003-07:00

The birth, life, and death of Mike Call.

2009-01-19T20:49:00.004-07:00

Halo and Orcses

2009-01-18T16:45:00.003-07:00

Hello nobody has added anything since I exhorted you. FRANCE WTF! Why doesn't somebody add some shi!

I found this great tutorial where I am going to hide the flag next time we play...yeah its cool beans.

I also would like to provide you with some orc background, it is really important to understand if you would like to be Michaelcall's friend. The Lord of the Rings studies the Orcs too!

Hello? Hello Bean Ladin! Welcome back!

2009-01-15T00:37:00.004-07:00

Hello blog schnobbing lob drobbers. Where did updates to this blog go? Christmas was supposed to bring happiness and cheer to the blog. Ok, so the newest update is that this needs to be updated. Also, Michaelcall seems to be single again, and I think he needs some poon. Any suggestions? He can only use his poon broom so often! So I have been wideggeling lately, and looking into my pensieve often, taking memories, and throwing them into the pensieve. Most of these memories have been of Michaelcall eating it on his 144 Stairmaster by Capita. We have some good memories in the pensieve, like Dumbledore walking out of the closet with a woman (he isn't gay...). Let us all join in supporting Michaelcall et al, and add to this blog! At least add subjects for comment! Or follow Maggie's blog! She knows this girl named watermelon boobs from my mission! Wow!
We are aslo going to start the Osama finder! Post your terrorist pictures here, we need to find them after they are released from Guantanamo Bay! Hijo le! It seems like Mr. George Peterson Bin Laden has escaped from Michaelcall's underground Fall Out 3 cave/lair/hiding place/basement. Do you think BeanLaden got shrimps from a woman? Watch this awesome Warthog thing that somehow has a title that has to do with Bin Laden!

New Years Eve

2008-12-30T21:52:00.009-07:00

We scored some 2-for-1 passes to Birghton (aka Brighton) on NEW YEARS EVE, so you should definitely join us and enjoy the "Michael Call Experience." He has so many antics that we can't even show them all to you on this 1 single film. Text any of the blog contributors for more information!

New Flight Episode!

2008-12-21T19:36:00.000-07:00

Season 2 Online Premiere - Flight of the Conchords (US Only) - watch more funny videos

Mike Call in the hood

2008-12-17T16:47:00.002-07:00

A Friend with weed is a friend indeed!

The future of Michael K. Call if he keeps playing Halo...

2008-12-13T11:32:00.001-07:00

Hi, I am MichaelCall!

2008-12-10T23:06:00.006-07:00

Little did we all know that MIchael Krambule Call one day disguised himself as a boy named Louis. MichaelCall was desperate for a little female loving and was looking for anyhting anyone had to offer! Thanks to this add that he used portrayed as MikeCalls alter ego "Louis," he was successful in wooing in none other then the female known as Cami! Gentlemen, what we see today is none other then nerd glasses call in the flesh, doing what he does best, letting people know that he thinks glasses make him look cool! I do concur!

Sincerly,

Il Serpent

The British Bern of Yesteryear

2008-12-08T12:23:00.001-07:00

El Krambuelo que esta trabajando para las propinas buenas de abuelas gordas

2008-12-04T17:24:00.006-07:00

Hello blog shlobs. This is a little taste of the dong-like breadsticks at the infamous Pizza Factory (employer of 1/2 of team own). Michael Call patiently put up with George's and my crap for a little. I have some other clips, but I think this one will be entertaining for the time being. Michael call knows how to get the tips eh...he milks it like the milking handshake. Yeah krambie you gots it!

The Danger of Facebook

2008-12-01T11:13:00.004-07:00

Dear Michael Call,
I just want to show you one of my newest facebook friends who added me. She messaged me saying, "dont be afraid..i wont bite..promise", and added me as a friend. I figured that the Serpent would be jealous of this big booty ho. This is the reason that Facebook is creepy, and Stalkerbook. I think we should hook Mikecall up with a woman like this. Creepy. Don't you wish that LaFawnDUH was adding you to Facebook?

The Reason Benson Moved To Provo

2008-11-26T00:15:00.001-07:00

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

HITLER LIVID OVER BYU LOSS!!!

2008-11-25T19:12:00.002-07:00

How They Became Friends Again.

2008-11-25T15:52:00.003-07:00

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

BYU=DIRTY WHORE

2008-11-21T21:31:00.008-07:00

So I would just like to take some time to tell you who I will be siding with tomorrow...and it is not the dirty whore of Provo, but my esteemed school which i will be attending next fall. Some people may ask:
Q: How do you get a byu grad off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Or maybe, Q: What do you call a Cougar with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
I have also heard the question: Q: What's the difference between BYU fans and a litter of puppies?
A: Eventually, the litter of puppies grows up and stops whining.
I have also heard the question, "Who will win the game tomorrow?" The answer is obvious no. 7 baby, the Utes. Suck it Provo pushers...prepare to bend over and spread them. Sakoda is going to kick a ball up your ass.

Where did it really come from?

2008-11-17T20:57:00.008-07:00

This blog has done a fine job at looking at michael's life in the here and now...but a question still has yet to be answered by the blog and its followers..."Where does the one who wear the glasses,aka mike call, really come from?" I post this blog and charge you all in hope to spark a fire within. And I hope that this fire burns your insides in such a manner that it inspires you to seek out as much information as we can about the birthing of kerkle...any and all information will be appreciated and sifted through by members of the blog until the truth is unearthed and all can enjoy the peace and serenity that comes from having such knowledge...I thank you all...cebu sniper out...

Also check it out at You Tube... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ekcRHr0R0o

Never Surrender=Michael Call's Motto

2008-11-13T00:44:00.005-07:00

Never Surrender. Billy Mitchell knows what's up. Michael call knows what's up. Mr. Awesome knows what's up. I want you to remember that no punk-ass bastard got a gnarly piece of poon-tang by being sensitive and considerate. Michaelcall knows how to get the poon broom in the massage room. Nate knows all about mexican feliz de el fin in a random massage place. I think it is appropriate to remember the rivalry between Billy and Mr. Awesome. It has evolved into a rivalry greater than many historic rivalries...like Byu vs. Utah, hobbits vs. tom bombadil, peter pan vs. hook, the serpent vs. black people, michael jackson vs. children, gays vs. lesbians, sophie vs. the tv dinner tray, dong bags vs. aids, and nate and mikecall vs. team own on damnation. If Billy Mitchell played Gears of War, or especially Halo, he would never surrender. Let us never surrender to homosexuals (especially gay men) and not ever let them marry. Mr. Awesome is Michael's friend. I have some beaver furs. That's what she said.

Rusty Trombone

2008-11-09T17:47:00.011-07:00

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Today George Peterson and I were declared home teaching companions. We do not home teach Michaelcall, but we decided to anyway, becuase he is colder than a polar bear's toenail. Michaelcall was invited to play his rusty boner, and he even did it on a trampoline...while playing skate. Thank you michael. You are the coolest. Please check out the real rusty trombone urban dictionary link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsYGXEJZmdg&feature=related

The Reason I Voted for Barack Obama!!!

2008-11-07T15:16:00.006-07:00

Mikecall once told me that black people are the future! And mikecall once told me that racism is cool! I am a racist! Mikecall also told me that black people evolved from whales! Mikecall even told me that black people can jump and white man can't jump! Mikecall also said that Stephen Colbert insults the President-Elect on the Colbert Report everyday! Mikecall also said that black people will pay for our mortgage and gas so we wont have to work! Once Mikecall commented on the fact that the president elect promised change to the american people and they were suckered in by his ideas and then during his acceptance speech he mentioned the fact that the president-elect mentioned the fact that he wont be able to fix and change everything quickly and that it will most likely take more then four years to fix the bush administrations problems! Interesting the fact that the economy wasnt getting worse until the democrats took control of the congress! Mikecall now noted that the president and congress our in control of the government! Mikecall even sees now that the government is going to tax the arse out of us because thats what needs to happen in order to live the socialist dream! Mikecall now clearly understands that because of the new socialist regime people who work hard and educate themselves now have to pay more taxes to pay for people who a)choose not too work hard or educate themselves b) can't or dont have the opportunity to progress (which in this case i concur that we should all work to help others) or c) they are just gay! Mikecall You are an intelligent man and so am I and so is this lady from this video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI
I love you all and I love America and I love the fact that i can still choose and will always be able to choose what i feel is right and that even though some people may disagree with me I am still entitled to my opinion and so are you! Even though i am insulting and rude a lot of the time i still its because i have an opinion and so do you! Go America! Go Mikecall! Go Utah! Go Utes! Go Swoop! Go Provo Push! Go the team according to voldeskijoesh's philosophy SHOULD'VE lost last night but according to the Serps philosophy they COULD'VE lost but no one should've lost! Hopefully i raise some people's members with this post and if you want to know what the instrument is called that is used to measure woodrows just ask bernwood, he knows all about that! He raises mine all the time! BOOM team own!

Courtesy,

THE OLD ICJ

est. 2002

PS, I provo push benson when he is sleeping...naked

Michael Call Votes for The President!!!

2008-11-04T22:03:00.006-07:00

My friends! (haha John Mccain says "my friends") So this blog has been suffering from michael call's limpwood syndrome...meaning that there has been a serious absence of sexual excitement and boonage and boneage up in this business. My boon has been booning, and my shroom has been pooning, and my broom has been pooning(the poon broom). Snow has fallen, and the mating season has begun. Footage of michaelcall on the job will undoubtedly be posted. The michaelcall interview did take place, but was unsuccessful, because mikecall just got up and left his interview:(
I have expressly decided to write today because of a rare michael call sighting at the polls. I went to the polls today to cast some important votes, and some random ennie-minnie-michaelcall votes. I arrived at the voting station for my precinct, and lo and behold, standing in the voting station was none other than michaelcall himself, the legend, the boon, the squeeze, and the gentleman and scholar. Michaelcall was casting his votes using an access card given to him by James Edward's mother herself, making sure that people like mikecall and I would not vote hundreds of times by means of cunninglynguis. I tried to film michael call's votes, but was tackled by the surrounding old man workers. I guess old men get mad when you try to film a celebrity voting. I was allowed to vote, and I basically had michael call vote for me, and he watched me randomly punch the computer voting whatever my finger felt like on the amendments to the constitution. Also present was Nick Ryser at the polls, who was banned from voting because he tried to install WOW on the voting machine....yes I tried too, but succeded.
After utilizing my endowed rights and casting my vote, I interrogated michaelcall about his votes. He commented that he had voted for the president-elect Barack Obama. I took pride in michael call at this moment, and noted his politcal influence as an infamous blog idol. I take pride in claiming to have voted for the same candidate as michaelcall. We want a socialist nation, where we can live together as one without money and conspicuous consumption. I would like to congratulate Michaelcall and myself for being the only non-racist members of the ICJ, and the only communist members of the blog. All hail michael call! I was unable to produce a picture of michael call molesting the voting machine with his pen15, so we will need to settle for the michaelcall wearing a top hat on his top hat picture, posing with the jedi. We are all doomed because mikecall has the force! Blog this shit up boyees, or you will be stuck with my incoherent writing!

Kerkle Flasher

2008-11-04T17:14:00.003-07:00

This blog needs more harry otter sneaking around mike calls backyard with his invisibility cloak getting us some footage of the squeeze...any opposed?

2008-11-03T22:22:00.003-07:00

Michael Call in its Natural Habitat

2008-10-27T10:50:00.003-06:00

Mike Call

2008-10-21T21:44:00.006-06:00

We found out some amazing stuff in Mexico about Michael Call's "antepasados", we have verified that he is actually of Mexican decent. Proof will be coming soon. In the meantime, many people have asked "what happened to Michael Call, I haven't seen him in a weeks time." I found out that he is actually still here in Utah, he hasn't fled this land. To prove it, I went skating with him tonight. Here is a preview of some of the footage we got. Stay tuned for proof of Michael Call's heritage, as well as more skating footage.

New Insights

2008-10-10T20:45:00.010-06:00

Let me start out by saying, that this post is not written to offend anyone, especially michael call, it is soley a fictional account, in order to make this blog more interesting. I love the Mexican people, and this is in no way supposed to demean that people.

This is a picture of
Mike Call when he
used to let us punch
him in the face.

Many of you have inquired over the last few weeks "Why are you all going to Mexico". To tell you the truth, we haven't all been completely honest with you. We all knew as we were growing up that Mike Call was not the same as the rest of us. He used to let us punch him in the face, without any retaliation on his part. Not that this has anything to do with the information below, it is just really strange.

This is a picture of mike call (if that IS your real name) verifying the hunch I always had about him.

Deep down inside, I always had a hunch that Mike Call wasn't from around these parts. It wasn't until last week, when I received a disturbing video from an Emeritus Professor at the University of Puebla Mexico that I had my proof. This video is not for the faint of heart. This is actual footage from 1959 of Michael Call's real father, Miguelillo, dancing in a bar in Chihuahua Mexico. No wonder nobody..not even Sean, knew of Michael Call before he was 9 years old. Michael Call is a Mexican, or so we believe, and we are on our way down south, over the border and beyond, to meet with our new found friend, the professor, and to gather more evidence. Not that there is anything wrong with being Mexican, I have many Mexican friends, however, I am just shocked that Mike Call kept this from us..I wonder what his real last name is?

Now, here is the video you have all been waiting for:

The Serpent's desires fulfilled!!!!BOON WALK FOOTAGE CAUGHT ON CAMERA!!!

2008-10-08T23:04:00.005-06:00

In the beginning there was semen ( bull semen which michaelcall spread all around the world man, he all around the world ya rastafori!) The serpent has spoken in parseltounge, and formulated some specific requests to catch michaelcall doing actions that are very difficult to display. The serpent requested, "We need texas nudes now...we need mike call kissing in the rain with his shirt off...we need sophie to hump mike calls leg... need to get current footage of krambuelo... we need to create new adventures and get new footage of the squeeze... "
The Swedish Armada, along with George Peterson (In spirit) decided to combine some of these requests into one, and catch michaelcall in a "NateWilson at his cabin naked scene". The following video was extremely dangerous to make, and is very disturbing. It might piss mikecall off really bad. It is an invasion of privacy, tresspassing, and is not approved by the Department of Homeland Security. If I was black I would be camoflauged, but I am Michael Jackson, so you can see my white skin. That being said, I am sneakier than smeagol, sam, and frodo put together. I am whiter than Gandalf riding off the mountain from the east on the third day. I am like a killtacular with one rocket in the red base of Damnation. Thank you for your time, you have one day.

Is that a Pen15 in your pocket, or a bull horny?

2008-10-07T18:04:00.007-06:00

Hello Bloggoogglers! On the subject of boonwalking, I was refered by Geroge Peterson to this Picture of MichaelCall thinking about San Diego. This is what happened when he saw the picture of himself with the woman of his dreams in the bikini in Mexico (probably with a frosty smeared all over her body). The Boon Walk is not working for Michael here. The below photo illustrates why michaelcall has issues with a pencil in his pocket (thats his pen15 yo!).....when he was on his mission he had the misfortune of getting his hammer nailed by a bull, and now he has that horn stuck in his Balzac, and he walks around doing the boon walk to conceal the bull horn.

Michael, this is dad, the boon walk must hurt. pack your bags and get out. you have one day. ICJ is going to ride bulls in Mexico.com.

The boon walk....

2008-10-06T21:29:00.001-06:00

Michael Call's Adventure in Mexico Next Week Totally Naked WOOOOO!!!!!

2008-10-06T16:48:00.005-06:00

-Hola Pendejos! Sabes que el ICJ will be en Mexico en la semana next week? Hijo de puta! Ese es absurdo. We are counting on michaelcall to bring his towel to the beach to hang out with the babes, and use the towell to cover his balls when he does the boon walk. If any of you didn't know, El miguel krambuelo call de Oaxoca habla espanol muy bien. El tiene el responsibilidad joder con todas las chicas mexicanas en cancun en el vacacion. El quiere nadar desnudo siempre. George peterson gave us this picture of mikecall getting ready to get it on while holding a towell to clean off the saltwater and sand afterwards (this was on his mission), and the below picture displays michael and his companion hitting on a chick (as seen on girls gone wild Mikecall Doggie Style Cancun Serpent Seed adventure). This video is too explicitly full of adult content to post on the blog (because Il Serpiente will freak out and try to ban the video blog, good luck doing that by the way, and he will castrate you with anesthesia) so we just have a screen shot to show you how it was done. You will know why Miguel call se llama "el hombre que siempre esta listo con un miembro y escrotochito vertical." Michael, you have to come to Mexico because it is going to be off the hook. I don't know if you have seen The Real Cancun, but mikecall is in it and stuff. Hello George Peterson. We gon' be in da club gettin' crunk on da bunk doin da bump de bump. Think Happy thoughts. I survived the Neverland Ranch 2003. Alrededor de la casa, hay pollos. Good Form Michael Call, ese chica es listo para serverte con agua fresca cerca de el bikini hehehehehe! Donde esta el profylactico?

Michael Call last weekend.

2008-10-05T21:04:00.003-06:00

This isn't actually Michael Call, but it strangely reminds me of him. Listen with the volume all the way up.

Michael, this is dad... we need to talk.

2008-10-03T00:48:00.005-06:00

I've heard all the stories of frostys and cheeseburgers. There was even a sick rumor about a man in your dream...now that is just sick and wrong. I once had to kill a man just to get an erection(i stole that quote from will ferrel), but there are no excuses for kitten killing... you murderer...stop giving swede things to watch from his dark basement with his binoculars. I've seen the pictures he uses to photoshop with. They originate from gay porn.....stop bating the hook....
Love dad
PS- the Utes ate some serious beaver tonight!

A rare glimpse of nerd glasses gettin his jig on...elk bird style...

2008-10-01T22:25:00.003-06:00

IL Serpents critic...

2008-09-29T11:55:00.002-06:00

I want mike calls balls... but i want present day footage of the squeeze... where were the cameras at the recent camp out? mike call had to have done some squeezing with his pants down... where is the current footage of mike call being milked on the nipple? Where is mike calls footage from mike calls video camera on the iron maiden trip? Everyone thought i urinated in the sink but it was really mike call... Who has that footage? I want reenactments of mike call being punched in the face by voldeskijoesh... I want mike call caught on camera while I mock him for him telling me to choose a new route on damnation... I want everyone to jump over mike calls head naked at my pool and at flamingo while its being filmed... I want a true remake of 96 quite bitter beans by cky using the words mike calls balls do da do do... We need to see the past mike call reenacted in the present... We need to see mike call pull out his generator to power his house... We need footage of mike call freaking out at two in the morning because someone just power boxed him while he's home alone... We need the unreal tourtament hat back on mike calls head... We need mike call to go do the Holladay Huck right now in davids old honda that sits in front of his house... We need texas nudes now... we need mike call filmed on the tramp with a skate board... we need mike call kissing in the rain with his shirt off... we need bernwoods to go into mike calls house when he isnt there grab an egg from his fridge and throw it at mike calls scion and it needs to be filmed... we need sophie to hump mike calls leg... we need mike call to throw a ball at people in the middle of a risk game and completly destroy the game... and we need it filmed... we need IL Serprent to punch mike call in the arm so he gets angry... but more important then all that past footage that needs to be reenacted we need to get current footage of krambuelo... we need to create new adventures and get new footage of the squeeze... and Brotheren I repent, I'm coming home this weekend... Its been a month and thats a month too long! I heart you all! Touch my Body!
Sincerely,
IL Serpent

In the beginning there was semen

2008-09-26T13:12:00.007-06:00

About four years ago Sean Michael Smith gave me a little piece of advise. He said to me " Hey Mikecall don't go to school this semester, I'm not going, its going to be awesome." he then continued to say " today at work Melvin wadged is nagh all day" soon after that statement he started into the first verse of one of his favorite songs " Michael Call's balls do do do, Michael Calls balls do do do." Just a little side note. I to this day do not understand Sean's obsession with me or my name. I would also like to state that the Michael Calls balls song is sung only because my last name rhymes with balls. So I thought about Sean's advise and that spring semester I did not go to college i just went snowboarding every once and while . It was funny because the advise Sean gave me was actually really good advise. Sean does give good advise if you can sift through the crap. That time I could have been in school was spent doing far better things.
this was filmed four years ago. If you look hard enough you can tell that almost all my clothes and goggles are second hand. I look a little homeless.

This is Sean also from four years ago. if you look closely you can see his coat is almost never zipped up.

Mike Call the Beat...

2008-09-25T22:01:00.002-06:00

This is basically the best video ever created in the world.

MichealCall ScrabbleKebable

2008-09-22T01:00:00.002-06:00

-MichaelCall can be observed in this video production playing his favorite game Krabescrabele. He got his nerdglasses back, and his friends rejoice by yelling out his name. Michaelcall plays dirty, like a dirty sanchez with lice in his pubes and stuff.

THE REVEALING OF THE KERK

2008-09-17T21:32:00.015-06:00

HERE IS THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE MOVIE IN HD...OR WATCH BELOW IN LQ!!

The Gathering of Magic Men

2008-09-17T16:17:00.007-06:00

Versus

-It was a dark and dreary day. The boys wanted to play. The horses were eating hay. Karl just wanted to lay. The house may have been made of clay. Nay, the house was not made of clay, just build for the sole purpose of promiscuous play. The blind Sophie emerged from the fray, as if escaping from Guantanomo Bay, and doing so hit her head on a tv dinner tray, oh isn't that gay? She was replaced by Karl who's alias is the gnarl. On this day a great battle was fought....a battle between 2 families of wizards in a game that many consider to be epic. The game selected was a demonstration of magical powers, a wizard dual to take place between James Edward and Nicholas (warcraft magic champions), and The boy who lived (kerklepotter) and his cousin DudelyBernie in his prime. The match took place in the heart of the magic kingdom, in themecca of serious gaming and duals, the jerusalem center for littlekidlovin, in the legendary sauna of the nostalgic ryser kingdom. (Thank you rysers.com for the pictures.) In this battle, wands, cards, macs, pc's, xboxes, dogs, and many other devices were utilized in the anticipated magic gathering of the century. Nick and Ted showed a great deal of prowess in the Magic LAN area, as they had home court LAN advantage. They utilized all of the known glitches of their home system and began to destroy the reputation of Kerklepotter and Berniebeateroffer together. They sicked Karl on them which sent bernie off squealing with a pigtail emerging abruptly out of his anus, but kerklepotter countered the ferocious attack by speaking zoetounge(spanish-dog mixture) in a very doggy-style, disgusting manner. The destruction of team Ryser did not last long, as Bernie pulled out his inconceivably large magic collection and began to throw down hands that no one thought to be readily available to muggle-kind, later urinating on the legs or anyone who apposed him. Kerkelpotter felt a burning in his scar and summoned out his special purpose with his wand, dancing all around the ryser brothers, putting on the most dazzling boon walk display ever seen in the history of man. Of course, MikeCall and BernieDud obliterated The Rysers when bernie pulled out his inchanted clandestine strategy, THE SNEAKY HOMOSEXUAL!!!! The Sneaky Homo is comparable to the flying falcon, or throwing the flag out of the red base window on Battle Creak. The technique involved both Berndud and Kerksqueeze, and they animorphed into a deer, putting on the most disgusting display of beastiality in the history of mankind. This strategy was too much for the Rysers and they surrendered, gifting the wizard duo Scooby Snacks as an offering. This was the real gathering of michaelcallsvideoblog. The sneaky homo is michaelcall's friend, kinda like georgepeterson. I think you get the picture.

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This tale is absolutely truthful. Do not question the validity of my words, or I will also utilize the exclusive wizarding powers of the Sneaky Homo magic card. I am bored at work. I only wish to contribute to the blog. I exhort all of the members to contribute to the blog. If you do not contribute in one form or another, I will sick Karl on you, and summon the Sneaky Homosexual. This weirdo next to me totally just saw me looking at magic cards, and started talking to me about his collection. WOW. The magic world is quite prevalent...i assumed this character to be a muggle, but he is in tune with his magic hahahahaha. Word. Contribute or face the wrath of astaroth and nightmare together=Sneaky Homo. Peace.
-The HarryOtter

Cash Cab

2008-09-16T21:41:00.002-06:00

MIchael Call's New Book!

2008-09-15T21:40:00.000-06:00

Today, for the 1 week celebration of the michaelcall blog, MichaelCall released the much anticipated book on pitching tents in awkward situations. George Peterson was the first to present me with this copy of the book. The book features a special section by michaelcall entitled, "How to do the boon walk like MikecallsBalls on stilts in terd's basement while not getting a sophie hump on your leg while playing halo and shooting airsoft guns at kids while playing the world championship of SKATE vs. nate wilson playing DOTA who is growing a new level 30 wizard in WOW while testing the new Beta of GTA3, thinking of you know who, who is thinking of killing the boy who lived, who is being protected by dumbledore in his prison in mikecall's room located next to the poon broom." This book is has some great chapters, all which teach you to increase your sex drive, the first chapter (written by the Cebu Sniper) is entitled, "How to have a bangerang ambogan threesome in a brokeback mountain tent." Another great chapter of this book is, "The Serpent's Thoughts: How to Slither BYU Women into doing The Provo Push." Another chapter is entitled, "The 3 second Rule: The worst rule in the world, and the gateway to sex" by Fletcher Peterson. James Edward wrote a chapter, "BYU Scooby Snacks: Where I get my midnight snacks." Another great chapter is, "My Dog gets a boner a lot, by D Joshua Christensen." I have yet to read this book, but I know I will learn loads more than I did after reading "Ride em Cowgirl", and "365 Sex Positions already performed by Alex Knight", both books purchased from Barnes and Noble by Krambule himself. Surely Benson will enjoy the chapter, "How to piss on someone's leg in a public shower." Surely Swedekrabes will enjoy the chapter, "How to find almost naked pictures of HarryPotter: Google his name."
Surely there will be many chapters of this book that will educate us all in the ancient art of the mikecallSutra. Michaelcall shalt do a live webcam reading of this book sometime. Look to the east on the morrow sunrise, and thou shalt be filled with full atrition and orc blood. I heard today from a squirrel, "Literature must always have an introduction, a plot, and an ending." I personally disregard this atrocious falsifiable statement....Michaelcall's blog had an introduction(a week ago), it will have a plot of video(maybe sometime), but it will most surely have no end, and like robot, it will never die!!!! Carpe diem michael, bangarang michael(jackson)....I survived the neverland ranch.....think happy thoughts. I will leave you with half of michaelcall's nip. You're welcome. -HarryOtter69, with inspiration from RonWeasely69. Join our clan its awesome.

Happy Anniversary!

2008-09-15T10:15:00.000-06:00

Michael call has asked that I, George Peterson, post today to thank you all for the great week we have had. As we all know Michael is more than mortal, and only puts up with the rest of us muggles because we know about his top hat secret. Today he has given me permission to post a picture of him morphed into what he calls "deer stylee".. This picture is not for the faint of heart, as it may stir certain feelings in ones special purpose. Dumbledore really died after all the blood was drained from his heart into his special purpose after viewing this photo. What some may call beastiality I personally would like to call it Animorphality. And while a certain Berndoggle may claim he did not participate in such permiscuous activities with the Animorph Call the pictures proove otherwise.

Michael Call's Child!!!!

2008-09-14T23:56:00.000-06:00

Hello people. To freshen up the blog I bring you the latest story from Michaelcall's life. It was a dark night in the west desert this past friday.....michaelcall was shivering in a tent. He did not sleep alone, he was accompanied by two individuals, one male and one female. Yes, it was a threesome, and yes, there was a threesome. michael call slept in the middle. He slept and he slept. He had a dream, maybe it was a fantasy. In the dream, he used mind bullets to spread his toxic semen. He spread the seed. He did the deed. He smoked the weed. He substantiated his breed. He found his queen, to many it may seem, he had this dream. He was once the mean, and now he is the median, and will generate the mode. To summarize this craziness....it is presumed that michaelcall reproduced in the desert with creatures...certain animals who lurk in dark, underground caves. Yes it is true, he is followed by a moonshadow, moonshadow moonshadow. If i ever loose my hands, loose my power, loose my land, i will move to the west desert with michael. Anyways, michael call has spread his seed in a dark cave, and this is what his child gonnnaaaaa looookkk like. michaelcall's offspring is going to be something that comes straight from dota....i wonder if he will ever teach it to speak, and do magic spells. We will have to see. Video was taken of michaelcall in this tent, and of the deeds that he did, but it is of extremely explicit beastiality nature, therefore george peterson would not publish the information. Video will be posted this week, by my hand, or the hand of another. Hahaha Michaelcallsballsseedsmeagolyodachild!!!!

Miguel Krambuelo Cabroncito: El Mexicano

2008-09-11T11:05:00.000-06:00

Hola mis amigos. Soy muy feliz hoy dia. Hola michael call! Eres jugando halo? Yo tengo muchas memorias para miguel call, el es el juego muy bueno en Halo. Miguel call servido el missio en mexico. El es un buen miembro, y tiene muchas chicas enfermas cerca de la cama que el duerme mucho. Miguel es basura, el esta terminando vidas de juegomiembros en halo. El siembre esta "listo" y sabe que el "boon walk" es muy dificil. Si Viva el krambuelo!!!!
-Enough with horrible, incomprehensible spanish. As many of you know, michaelcall is the defender of the truth, a true spartan, and a very good base protective agency on any map in Halo. Michaelcall has reached a level of expert marksmanship with the pistol, playing with inverted legacy controls, with a medium look sensitivity. Some say that michaelcall actually shot down the guilty spark, causeing him never to transfigure again. The above photo displays how excellent michael has become with the pistol. He does not even use the weapon anymore, he simply sits in a designated base while playing ctf, and sings mexican folk songs on the guitar wearing a magic sombrero. When confronted by let's say, the serpent, michael call will infuriate.....throwing down his guitar and pursuing the serpent, dismanteling his oversheild, and eventually sodomizing him. Michael.....I can not believe that you sodomized the guilty spark:(
-Let it be known that michaelcall is a pistol tsar and whore. He will shoot you down if you go through the teleport, he will beat you with nate if he is outnumbered, he will beat you on prisoner, because he is a prisoner and specializes in this level. Remember: After you are killed, michael is going to stand over you and press the left joystick down repeatedly, para un buen joder. Michael call, you are the true France WTF. I know all of you will join with me in saluting michael, and remebering him as Forever France. You have one day....until day 5 of the MCVB. Video will soon be more prevelant on this site.

MichaelCall: The Prisoner!!!!!

2008-09-10T16:40:00.000-06:00

Hello fellow Michaelcall supporters. I am the first to post on day 3 of michaelcall's infamous and disturbing blog. Today I bring you a post that also embodies a kerkle/dead eddie theme. George Peterson told me earlier to listen to a conversation that he had with Michael in a dream, in which he visited michael in his dungeon bedroom at 4711 Wren Road. Mikecall's room is similar to that of Harry Potter's, who was banished into the cupboard under the stairs....but Michael's is dreadfully worse. Michaelcall is regularly chained to the floor by the spirits of Zoe and Sophie, animals which Michael has disposed of previously (they were said to have been put to sleep...this is a lie). MichaelCall is a prisoner to these spirits (sometimes called "Poes"), which he has tried to bottle up like Link in Hyrule Field. The dungeon shown in this picture is buried deep in the water temple, which michael call was once unable to beat, and was taken capture by the evil Ganandorf and exiled in a hidden room in the temple forever. Does anyone know the song to raise the water level? Mikecall doesn't hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
In the following conversation, Michael tries to express his status as a free American, which the great George Peterson scoffs at! Children, scroll on your enchanted ipods to Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast Alblum, and listen to the third song entitled "The Prisoner" while reading the following dialogue. This will vividly paint a picture of michaelcall's dream conversation for you:

G: We want information.....information....information...

M: Who are you?

G: The new number 2

M: who is number 1?

G: you are number 6

M: I am not a number, I am a free man!!!!!

G: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

-As you all now clearly know, Mikecall is a prisoner, not a free man. His blood is not his own. It is the blood of a wizard, who emerged out from the Flood, sacred allies of the promiscuous Guilty Spark. Michaelcall, as a prisoner, will endlessly be damned to playing the last level of Halo on legendary, shooting the sperms and running them over in the warthog, all while sitting in his dungeon buried deep in the depths of a dungeon hidden in the code of a legendary video game! Let every man know that MichaelCall is a slave, just like obama should be(inappropriate racist joke...you are welcome serpent). Michaelcall is a prisoner to evil spirits....like Britney Spears, he is a slave for you. Michaels past will continue to be superimposed into outrageous and imbacile stories and fairy tales. Let no man be scared to delve into the volumes of tales and videos of michaelcall's past and future. The gathering will make any story possible, and will hopefully humor all, except for michael call, as he has no freedom of speech or choice, as he is indeed a prisoner, a species bred tp fulfill the use of his special purpose in life. Michael, you have one day. Post away team!

-The Swedish Armada

The Gathering

2008-09-09T16:22:00.000-06:00

Dearest Team -

I have taken it upon myself featuring the aid of some chosen few, to begin the most elaborate, and disturbing compilation of photos taken of the one known to us as "Nerd Glasses Call". I am scribing this letter to you all as a call to aid. I need any and all photos you have, be they old, new, shady, off color, pornographic, or seductive taken of "He who wears the Glasses". Please send them to me via text, email, letter, or hand... These photos shall be compiled and placed in a container which is being crafted as we speak by "the all seeing eye". This eye is lidless, and will be true, and wise as to the placing of the pictures. The container in which they shall reside, is unique and only comparable to that of Pandora's Box, in which any who are not prepared to behold such things shall meet great evil, and unholiness. A musical tune shall be stored in said box as well... The great hymn shall be provided by non other than the one who hails from the thickets of Shermwood Forest. We are all excited for the presentation of the century! To those who are ready and predestined for such a splendor, I congratulate you... I leave you all in a spirit of thanks and anticipation...Salamat sa inyong tanan! Foliage!

Michael Call Blog Day 2: MichaelCall 's Dreams

2008-09-09T10:51:00.000-06:00

Woe to you o earth and sea

For the devil sends the beast with wrath

Because he knows that time is short

Let him who hath understanding recon the number of the beast

For it is a human number

It's number is six hundred and sixty six

-Hello, Lord Otter is blogging yet again. He is crazy. This post is to introduce you to the 2nd day of MichaelCall's blog. The blogging turnouts were amazing yesterday, we hope that more people will view the page, contribute to it, and support michaelcall and his squeezing disorder. Michaelcall submitted this photo and commented about the photo, in prose:

"What did I see? Could I believe?

That what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they

reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?"

-No one has such exilherating, superfluous dreams as mikecall. Mikecall wished to display this photo as a means of visual imagery, to bring to life Michaelcall's subconscious, edifying, surreal dreams. Some say he may be painting his dreams into a garden.....a garden of earthly delights!

Michaelcall's real moustache!

2008-09-08T22:05:00.000-06:00

"I got krabes....that's what we're going to call it."

-Michaelkrambularcall

In this photo, the species displays his delight in eating meat, and playing with meat. Shortly after the photo, michaelcall was seen with chaz michael michaels playing 21 with the pussycat dolls. He was also seen in the thunder down under.....

The Big Squeeze featuring his luscious stache!

2008-09-08T21:58:00.000-06:00

MikeCall The Monkey Manhandler

2008-09-08T21:47:00.000-06:00

The Boy Who Lived! The Tale of Michael Call

2008-09-08T19:10:00.000-06:00

Hello Muggles!!

Lord Otter Blogging here....with some very disurbing, yet exciting images to share with you. Harry Potter and friends have become one of the many themes of the new blog. The above images were both purchased from the illustrious photographer George Peterson. George sold me these photographs, and explained, "Michael Call is my constant companion. Often he forgets that I am with him, and he gets naked with house elfs and sexy British women. I don't know what the hell he is thinking when he does this....I guess he forgets that I am always spying on him with a camera....following im 24/7!" George provided me these photos, not wanting to tell me about all of the use of frosties, vitamin waters, and dong bags that were used in fufilling michaelcall's fantasies today. Please pardon George's explicit language...he is British, and many consider him to be a genuine donkey dick.

Some may question, "Why were michaelcallsballs photographed two times in one day, after never seeing them published before?" The answer is obvious, Michaelcall became immediately absorbed in the fame of his new blog, and decided to frolic in the woods of his back yard with the woman of his fantasies, followed (unbeknownst to him) by Sir George Peterson of Bloodgulch. It is known to many that Kerkle has many fantasies and dreams that he would like to live. Why he is living them up with HarryPotter's creatures and friends? Only his special purpose knows!

Let me tell a tale, a tale of a young man, a history which needs to be written, a legacy that needs to be understood. There is a lore associated with Michael Krambule Call. It is a tall tale that few understand, as it is told in many different ways. Mikecall's life is often compared to the life of the boy who lived. He was born a wizard, left in a basket on Paula Krambule's bed on May 8th 1986. He was given a scar on his special purpose, while removing the shmuck during his circumcision. He obtained glasses as a young lad, which later were shattered and broken by Voldeskijoesh. After the breaking of the glasses (punched off by Voldeskijoesh into the bush of life), michaelcall experienced his first sense of magic. At the moment that his glasses were broken, Michael call became a Magi, a socerer that many began to exploit and abuse. Michael call was introduced into the ICJ hall of fame, for his magical performance on the tromboner. He was photographed playing the trombone, and the photograph was translated into stickers, which were spread for all to see.

Having received great power from the stickers, michael gained something that many thought to be impossible, a blue jeep, similar to Harry Potter's nimbus 2000. It is told that michael emerged from the womb on a broom, later placing himself in a basket. He has always kept that broom with him, some say he kept it in the vaccum hose that he used to cool off his amp in the blue jeep. This broom gave the jeep magical powers, allowing it to fly off of various obstacles, and giving it a destructive force similar to Benson with oversheild, invis, and rocket by the teleport at Damnation. Michael has progressed to become a man, eventually trading his hidden broom and glasses for a skateboard and a scion. He also has been a total manslut, sleezing around with countless women. (false) Michael has truely evolved into another species. It is assumed that he is now an immortal knight elf, and he enjoys making music and whooopie. Michael's life is a tell-tale tale, and I will end this portion of the tale today, as my entry has become extremely verbose.

Michaelcall must be dating his dream woman, Hermione Granger. This is truely a monumental event, and these photographs will be sold to the tabloids, along with photos of him getting blown up with a rocket while guarding the base at Damnation. Michael, I only wish to ask you what you were thinking of doing with the house elf Dobby. You told everyone that you were knitting caps and clothes for house elves, but the truth is now apparent. You are a house elf molester. You can make a house elf do anything....but you are not supposed to participate in the naked house elf apparating ritual. Hehehe Michaelcallsballs do do do!

As warned, this blog may contain explicit material. If you are unfamiliar with this person Michaelcall, do not be scared. Michael call is just an ordinary mexicano with a mustache. He enjoys a good burrito, and he likes sausage. Thank you for your time. Excuse me if you do not understand all of the content of this entry. Michael call must slay the serpent because he was raped by him while wearing a blaze hat. You have one day.

-The Polices

The Provo Push (Serpent Style)

2008-09-08T18:08:00.000-06:00

Breaking News:
MikeCall "bitten" by ravenous snake at the great salt lake.

2008-09-08T15:58:00.000-06:00

I would just like to take a minute to congratulate Michael Call is his recent accomplishment of wearing a hat. Keep up the good work kerkle.. keep up the good work. After much hype and brainstorming it has finally arived. The Michael Call video Blog! We will soon have a live feed of Michael Call so that we can monitor him 24/7 and see if he ever puts that hat back on. If you desire authorship of this blog you must pass a rigorous test of intellect put together by Nick Ryser, followed by an arm wrestling match against Zoe Call. You have one day

Bangerang Kerkle!!!

2008-09-08T15:55:00.000-06:00

- Some rare and strange footage of the late and great Nerd Glasses, doing what he does best...BOOM! Viewer Discretion is advised...

Wikomen....ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ!!!!

2008-09-08T11:35:00.000-06:00

This is the official blogspot for Michael Call and associates. We are committed to providing a sensual and absurd blog experience. My good friend here George Peterson is sitting next to me verifying every word that will be written and posted on this magnificent page. I am officially inviting all members of the ICJ, Team own, not Benson's Halo CTF team because he is a major pickup newb while playing halo, and especially DOTA, and all other distinguished guests who desire with all of their sexuality, to read this amazing piece of work. I will definately be contributing to this blog, creating poetry, submitting pictures, and yes, video will be blogged. Yes michaelcall will be posted on here naked. Danger. Danger is not his middle name. Ted is danger. Danger doing the provo push. Push me ted. Push me hard. Serpent squeeze has good his knees in byu pleeeze. Serpent anger is like a fire, an unquenchable fire. Do not confront him or you will be killed by means of serpent fire squeeze, like astaroth of Soul Caliber. Ok. Class is approaching. It is time for Lord Otter and Peterson to retire. More posts will be posted. We would like to post daily. Benson posts his woman daily. Mikecall has a weem, or so it may seem. Nate wilson is fire. it is his deep desire. josh likes macbooks. he just bought one. Swedekrabes has an std from a byu hooker. word.